Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)

William Shatner: Dr. Robert 'Rack' Hansen

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Quotes 

• Terry Hansen : Hey, I'm sorry about what happened the other day.

  Dr. Robert 'Rack' Hansen : I don't know what you're talking about, lady.

  [Terry giggles] 

  Terry Hansen : Rack, you're a funny man. You want to be with your brother's wife, but you take care of her like you were. Isn't that like buying the cow and giving the milk away?

  Dr. Robert 'Rack' Hansen : You don't quit pestering me, one of these mornings I'm gonna show up and start milking that cow.

  Terry Hansen : Well, make sure your hands are warm.

  [Rack giggles and holds his hands up in a clawing manner] 

• Dr. Robert 'Rack' Hansen : To women's lib!

  Diane Ashley : To Gary Cooper!

• Dr. Robert 'Rack' Hansen : [obviously implying a date]  How would you like to have some dinner tonight?

  Diane Ashley : Oh, I probably will. I'll see you in the morning.