Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)

Rene Auberjonois: Donald Phelps

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• Donald Phelps : [complaining to a detective who offended him]  Son of a bitch. I'm sick of all this name calling crap!

• Donald Phelps : Control yourself. Relax. You hired this woman, let her do her work. Huh? She's beautiful. Watch. Watch!

• Donald Phelps : Murdered. Something about her eyes.

  Laura : What did you say about her eyes?

  Donald Phelps : Something sharp. Let's get you a drink. Laura? Come on, darling. Come on. Laura?

• Donald Phelps : Frankly, I don't do Rona Barrett. How'd you like to see my Ba-baw Walters? Hey, I do a terrific Lloyd Bridges. Huh?

• Donald Phelps : I happen to believe in giving people a chance.

  Tommy Ludlow : You believe in spit, is what you believe in.

• Donald Phelps : Tommy, put 'em in the sink and wet 'em down. Tommy, don't disappear.

• Laura : You really know how to manipulate me, don't you?

  Donald Phelps : Manipulate? "Manipulate" is just a little bit paranoid.

• Donald Phelps : Tommy, we'll save you a piece of cake.

  Tommy Ludlow : You're a piece of cake.

• Sal Volpe : Hey, wait a minute. You're not Miss Mars!

  Donald Phelps : So? You're not Kojak.

• Donald Phelps : It's my birthday. I can anybody I want.

• Donald Phelps : Oh, no. *Now*, who's murdered?