Maj. Asa Barker:
Are you sure we're not in a looney bin? sometimes I think we're in a god damn looney bin!
Cpl. Courcey:
I am your friend. I have chocolate.
Gen. Harnitz:
Ole Barker might just come down here and shoot my balls off
Maj. Asa Barker:
Never in the U.S. have we asked for anything back. It would screw up the bookkeeping.