Jaws 2 (1978)
Roy Scheider: Brody
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Quotes
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Martin Brody : But I'm telling you, and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you'd better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!
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Martin Brody : [as the shark approaches Brody]
Martin Brody : All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!
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Martin Brody : That boat's gonna take you in. Where the hell are they?
Hendricks : About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take...
Martin Brody : Don't give me that shit, point!
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Ellen Brody : [at the hotel opening ceremony] Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.
Martin Brody : How do I do that?
Ellen Brody : Just look bored.
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Martin Brody : Oh, Hendricks, good! Right this way. Excuse us, please. I want you to come in here and, er, check out this 908.
Hendricks : What the hell's a 908? I've never heard of a 908!
Martin Brody : 908 means get me outta there!
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Len Peterson : Brody, this is nothing! Seaweed, mud, something on the lens...
Martin Brody : Lens my ass!
Len Peterson : You're damn right it's your ass!
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Martin Brody : I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.
Dr. Elkins : This is a mammal. Not a fish.
Martin Brody : Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?
Dr. Elkins : Possibly. But then again this is a killer whale, it would have to be a shark of considerable size.
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Martin Brody : Better check the bite radius.
Dr. Elkins : The what?
Martin Brody : The shape of the mouth...
Dr. Elkins : Whales mouth?
Martin Brody : Shark's mouth.
Dr. Elkins : What shark?
Martin Brody : The shark that did this.
Dr. Elkins : We don't know that, do we?
Martin Brody : But we're here to find out!
Dr. Elkins : And we will.
Hendricks : I can't hear you if you're going to whisper!
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Martin Brody : You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined if this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here!
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Martin Brody : [studying photo Fogarty has developed from the missing divers' camera] Yeah... that's the Orca.
Phil Fogarty : Good lens too, fast. One-four, I think. You notice that difussion over there...
Martin Brody : [cuts him off] Come on, Phil, don't jerk me around. What else have you got?
Phil Fogarty : Over here. I exposed another bunch this morning, but I haven't had a chance to develop them yet.
Martin Brody : [as the next photo vaguely shows the outline of the shark] That's it, that's the one.
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[after Brody has been fired]
Martin Brody : Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...
Ellen Brody : Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.
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Ellen Brody : That's your third smoke already!
Martin Brody : With coffee...
Ellen Brody : Try a donut.
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Phil Fogarty : I can't watch a ball game anymore, I can't watch the news anymore! I can't even watch a movie! All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going "Breaker, Breaker, Breaker"!
Martin Brody : Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction.
Phil Fogarty : So call the FBI!
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Martin Brody : I think we've got another shark problem.
Mayor Larry Vaughn : Are you serious?
Martin Brody : You bet I'm serious.
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Helicopter Pilot : [over radio] That you, Brody?
Martin Brody : Yeah, Ed, listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?
Helicopter Pilot : Negative - I'm still down.
Martin Brody : Well, you'd better get the hell up, because I'm out here all alone!
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Martin Brody : Look. This kid is seventeen. We've talked about him getting a job before.
Ellen Brody : I know. You're right. I wish you could spend some time with him. Take a half-day off...
Martin Brody : How can I? I'm in the middle of a boat accident. I've only got three regular cops and a secretary. And a deputy who's fallen in love with the police launch. And here's another one.
[pointing to his son, Mike]
Martin Brody : I mean what is it about this place? Everybody's a boat freak.
Ellen Brody : It's an island.
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Martin Brody : Was it the fourth or fifth night at the Jersey Shore?
Ellen Brody : It was the fourth. I thought you wouldn't respect me.
Martin Brody : I did. I did. Why don't we get out of here.
Ellen Brody : Want to fool around?
Martin Brody : Why not.
Ellen Brody : You're on.
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[first lines]
Martin Brody : Come on, come on, come on!
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Ellen Brody : So?
Martin Brody : So, I'll go down to the office, clean out the desk, turn in the truck, maybe I'll get shit-faced and rap your boss right in the mouth.
Ellen Brody : I think I better give notice.
Martin Brody : Take it easy - we may need the income.
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Martin Brody : MIke's gone. He's making out early these days. Must be a morning man.
Ellen Brody : Like his father.
