Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)
John Chappell: Snede
Quotes
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Star Child : You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.
Melissa : Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.
Sneed : There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?
Star Child : [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.
Sneed : This is ridiculous.
The Demon : [Growls]
Star Child : Sam's still in the park.
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Sneed : This could get out of hand real easy, Mr. Richards. We don't want a riot on our hands.
Calvin Richards : A riot? Ha, don't be ridiculous. High spirited kids, that's all I see. They're just reflecting the spirit of the park, that's all. We've got the rides, the attractions and we've got KISS.
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Sneed : We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time...
Melissa : But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner."
Guard : Oh, Abner Devereaux.
Sneed : Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him.
Melissa : This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?
Sneed : His workshop's located under the Sky Tower.
Melissa : You mean underground?
Guard : Yeah. *Way* underground.