Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978 TV Movie)

John Dennis Johnston: Chopper

Quotes 

• Father : Hey! You're not allowed to smoke in here.

  Chopper : I'll smoke you.

• Abner Devereaux : Simon is a very delicate creature. It took nearly a year and $30,000 to perfect him

  Chopper : C'mon. Perfection? You call some baboon doing a herky-jerky perfection?