National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Stephen Furst: Kent Dorfman

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• [Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead] 

  Bluto : Holy shit!

  D-Day : There were blanks in that gun!

  Flounder : I didn't even point the gun at him!

  Bluto : Holy shit!

  [D-Day checks the gun] 

  D-Day : There WERE blanks in that gun!

  Flounder : Maybe he had a heart attack.

  Bluto : Holy shit!

• Dean Vernon Wormer : Mr. Kroger. Two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman.

  Flounder : [drunk]  Hellooooo.

  Dean Vernon Wormer : 0.2... Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House. 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...

  [sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils] 

  Dean Vernon Wormer : Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

  [Bluto shrugs] 

• D-Day : Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.

  Otter : Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

  Flounder : [crying]  That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?

  Otter : I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. D-Day takes care of the wreck. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

  Flounder : Will that work?

  Otter : Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

  Bluto : [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands]  My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

  Otter : Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

  D-Day : [firing up blow-torch]  There you go now, just leave everything to me.

• Flounder : I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

  Boon : Face it, Kent. You threw up "on" Dean Wormer.

• Hoover : Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.

  Flounder : He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.

  Otter : Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.

  Otter , Boon : Like Fred.

• Flounder : What is my Delta Tau Chi name?

  Bluto : Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is... Flounder.

  Flounder : Flounder?

• Flounder : Oh boy, is this great!

• Flounder : You guys playing cards?

• Otter : Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.

  Flounder : Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?

  Otter : It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

• Flounder : I hope I score. Oh boy, oh boy!

• Flounder : May I have ten thousand marbles, please?