Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)
Robert Webber: Philippe Douvier
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Quotes
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[Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and invited him to it with a phone call]
Simone Le Gree : That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
Philippe Douvier : Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
Cato : It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau : That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
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Philippe Douvier : The bomb destroyed half the block and Clouseau survived!
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Philippe Douvier : We have to stop seeing each other.
Simone Legree : Your wife?
Philippe Douvier : Mmm-hmm.
Simone Legree : That witch. Okay, how long this time?
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Philippe Douvier : Simone! What the hell are you doing here?
Simone Legree : I'm waiting for the firecrackers to go off.
Philippe Douvier : What firecrackers?
Simone Legree : The ones I just stuck in your pants.
Philippe Douvier : [bang!] Woah!
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Philippe Douvier : The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore.