Stingray (1978)

Sherry Jackson: Abigail Bratowski

Quotes 

• Abigail Bratowski : [the three are walking out of the courthouse to their car]  It's a good thing I wasn't there. I would have castrated them both.

  Lonigan : That's exactly why you were left out of it.

  Abigail Bratowski : Left out? Look, buddy, I'm running this outfit. I stayed back because I wanted to. Don't forget that!

  Lonigan : Abby, Abby, quit busting my balls, will you, please?

  Tony : All right, all right, will you two just cool it? Let's go pick up the stuff, huh?

  Abigail Bratowski : Listen, shrimp, if you want to have your teeth knocked down your throat, just keep up the comedy routine.

  Lonigan : She's right! Don't pull your string, dummy! Get in the car!

• Tony : [after finding out Abigail has killed Lonigan and plans to shoot Tony]  Now, wait a minute, Abigail. Wait just one minute.

  Abigail Bratowski : Stuff it, shrimp.

  Tony : It was Lonigan's idea. I tried to talk him out of it.

  Abigail Bratowski : [Abigail aims her gun at Tony, but it clicks empty]  You know, if I knew you had the sense to cross me, I would have blown your guts out a long time ago.

  Tony : [chuckles nervously]  Hey, I was with you all the way, Abby, I, uh, mean, Abigail.

  Abigail Bratowski : Stick Icy Calm's body in the back and we'll dump it, later, in the nearest toilet.

• Abigail Bratowski : Something bothering you, fatso?

  Man in Elevator : I, uh, I beg your pardon?

  Abigail Bratowski : You got a problem, asshole?

  Man in Elevator : Well... uh...

• Lonigan : [Abigail joins Lonigan and Tony at the construction site]  Well, well, look who's here. It's the devil in drag.

  Abigail Bratowski : What the hell is going on here?

  Tony : [angrily, while trying to dig the gravel out from under the tires of their car]  Don't start anything, Abigail! I mean it! Don't start!

  Abigail Bratowski : Where's Blondie and the 'Vette?

  Lonigan : [mocking]  Where's Blondie and the 'Vette? Where's Blondie and the 'Vette? I can't start this goddamn bulldozer! Can you? We're stuck!

  Tony : [to Abigail]  Did you get the jacket?

  Abigail Bratowski : No! What's so important about the jacket?

  Tony : Oh, Christ, the homer's in the jacket!

  Abigail Bratowski : [furious and grabs Tony by the shirt]  You little fart! Why didn't you tell me? Oh, god, now we're right back to where we started!

  Lonigan : Okay, just cool it, cool it!

  [looks around] 

  Lonigan : Where's Rosco?

  Abigail Bratowski : I smoked the tub of lard.

  Lonigan : [confused]  You what?

  Abigail Bratowski : I smoked him!

  Lonigan : [still confused]  You smoked him.

  Tony : She killed him?

• Abigail Bratowski : [when chasing the gang]  They went down the other side!

  Tony : I don't need a play-by-play. I can see.

• Abigail Bratowski : Put your foot into it.

  Lonigan : I got a squirrel in a treadmill under the hood! I can't catch them!

• Lonigan : [to Abigail, who is trying to work the tracking device]  What is this, the scenic tour? Can you work that thing or not?

  Abigail Bratowski : Try further south.

  Lonigan : We've been going south for thirty minutes!