Thank God It's Friday (1978)

Hilary Beane: Shirley

Quotes 

• Gus : Hey, whaddya hangin' around here for? You think some fairy godmother's gonna show up at midnight and turn me into a lawyer?

  Shirley : I'm not hanging around you, I just haven't left yet.

  Gus : Hmmm.

  Shirley : What's wrong with you anyway?

  Gus : Hey, don't make fun of my height.

  Shirley : I'm not talking about your height. I don't care that you're a shrimp. I do care that you're an insensitive shrimp.

  Gus : Well let me tell you something, lady. I bust my hump all week working. Come Friday night ain't got time to be Mr. Nice Guy.

  Shirley : Oh, well let me tell you something. I feel sorry for you because you're an unhappy person.

  Gus : What the hell I got to be happy about? I'm out with an old maid.

  [Shirley belts Gus across the jaw, knocking him to the floor] 

  Shirley : An old maid with a great right hook, you bastard! We were two lonely people, and we should have been nice to each other, but no, you work too hard! You creep!