Can't Stop the Music (1980)

Steve Guttenberg: Jack Morell

Quotes 

• Jack Morell : Anyone who could swallow two Snowballs and a Ding Dong shouldn't have any trouble with pride.

• Norma White : Ron, dear, didn't Greenwich-Village-people-types go out with the '60s?

  Samantha : That's it! The name: Village People.

  Randy : Well, that's not a bad idea, uh, that's what we are.

  Felipe : That's where we're from.

  Jack Morell : Village People? That's fantastic! Thank you!

  Norma White : Oh, well, it does have a certain charm.

  Samantha : Village People; I can sell that.

• Jack Morell : Ya see, sir, my father is Jewish and my mom, she's Italian Catholic, so, got all the bases covered. Speaking of bases, when the other kids were following the baseball charts I was following the pop charts...

  Steve Waits : I think I've heard that before. Why don't you save that for the liner notes on the album.

  Jack Morell : Album? Are we getting an album deal?

  Steve Waits : No! I did not say that.

• Ron White : Mother! What are you doing here?

  Jack Morell : Mother?

  Samantha : Mother?

  Felipe : THAT's your mother?

  Samantha : Gee, she looks better than I do.

• Jack Morell : My time is now!

• Samantha : I didn't invent it. I'm just in it.

  Jack Morell : [sing-song]  I didn't invent it. I'm just in it. That's a great new theme to a new song!

• Jack Morell : Lulu, you're crazy.