Can't Stop the Music (1980)

Marilyn Sokol: Lulu Brecht

Quotes 

• Lulu : Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

  Samantha : Tacky.

• Lulu : Oh, the Indian is hot. I go for exotic types, especially when they're half-naked.

  Samantha : Lulu!

  Lulu : You tell him I'll make up for all the indignities they suffered in "Roots."

• Samantha : Merde!

  Lulu : What?

  Samantha : I dropped my contact lens in the lasagna!

  [checking her eyes] 

  Samantha : Was it mustard or relish? It was mustard. Lulu, be a darling, stick your finger in there and see if you can find it.

  Lulu : Be original, leave it in. Call it lasagna crunch!

• Lulu : Sam, i'm sorry to bother you. I am making this call under extreme duress. I laugh, I cry, I go on welfare. I am an unmarried, unemployed woman.