Peter Sellers: Fu Manchu, Nayland Smith
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Quotes
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Fu Manchu : You were the only worthy adversary I ever had Nayland, the only one.
Nayland Smith : But I hated you Fu. Oh God, did I hate you.
Fu Manchu : Yes, but they were the good old days.
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Fu Manchu : I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating.
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Fu Manchu : I shall invent an entirely new torture, against which there is no possible defense.
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Fu Manchu : Hello, boys...
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Fu Manchu : [disguised as Charlie Rotten] The dyes used in it are extracted from the knees of the bessarabian aardvark...
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Fu Manchu : Ismail, torture him. Bury him alive in the right ant hill. Also, sever his left ear, like Van Gogh!
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Nayland Smith : To me, the elixir vitae is an esoteric knowledge shared only by Fu Manchu and myself. We are kindred spirits, you see, that's what I'm trying to say; although, he is evil to my good, a yeah to my nah, ying to my yang.
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Nayland Smith : It was fashioned by the perverted mind of Fu Manchu. It happens to be my favorite piece of Fu memorabilia.
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Joe Capone : Hay, Nayland, if you do that, you're one great limey bastard, take it from me.
Nayland Smith : Oh, that's very decent of you. Thank you.
Joe Capone : Don't mention it.
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Nayland Smith : Oh, yes. Now, if Fu Manchu has told him to suck, not blow, we may have a chance.
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Nayland Smith : Perkins! Perkins, the yellow fiend has taken delight.
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Fu Manchu : Play the saxophone for me, Alice.
Alice Rage : Of course. Oh, no. I can't play the saxophone in my Queen Mary disguise, can I? I mean, that would be treacherous.
Fu Manchu : What a dreadful pity.
Alice Rage : But, do you have somewhere I could take it off?
Fu Manchu : Oh! Oh, yes. Yes.
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Alice Rage : And are you who I think you are?
Fu Manchu : I am - Emperor of the Saipan, Grand Master of the Seven Suns, Graduate of the University of Indiana Medical School, PhD, DDS, and Doctor of Veterinary Medicine. I am Dr. Fu Manchu.
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Fu Manchu : Unroll the Queen.
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Alice Rage : [singing] I've got a little cat
Fu Manchu : And I'm very fond of that
Fu Manchu , Alice Rage : But, I'd rather have a bow wow wow!
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Fu Manchu : Alice, stay with me and become my Queen. You shall have servants to attend your every need. You should be soothed and massaged in rare oils. You shall bathe in ass' milk. You shall have everything your heart ever desired.
Alice Rage : Oh, Fred, I hope you're not taking advantage of me; because, you know I could really fall for you.
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Fu Manchu : [after Alice removes her Queen Mary costume] Is there anything else you wish to remove?
Alice Rage : Only my - truncheon.
[hands it over to Fu Manchu]
Fu Manchu : Oh! It's still warm... . Oh...
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Fu Manchu : [singing] From San Francisco to Peking, Confucius say this cat's the king, The cops they tell you I ain't nice, But Fu knows how to fry that rice, I've lived so long that I can't be wrong, I rock you when I sing this song, A Rock-a-Fu, A Rock-a-Fu, It's Fu music...
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Fu Manchu : Ah, so it was the British diamond that was the fake. Yes. Yes, you must have duplicated it. I want the real one. Where is it?
Nayland Smith : Well, it was hidden in a priest's hole.
Alice Rage : You dirty beast.
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Nayland Smith : Tell me, Mr. Capone, why is it that you suspect the Chinese chinks?
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Nayland Smith : Softy, softy, catchy monkey.
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Fu Manchu : What a cheap, cinematic trick!
