Sid Caesar: Joe Capone
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Quotes
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Joe Capone : Well, eh, great to be here.
Sir Roger Avery : Well, it's a pleasure to have you.
Joe Capone : Eh, is the weather always this piss poor?
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Sir Roger Avery : I gather you have a rather tricky situation on your hands.
Joe Capone : Tricky? We got a ball-buster, Commissioner - a real ball-buster.
Sir Roger Avery : Really.
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Joe Capone : I hope you like tea.
Pete Williams : Why?
Joe Capone : Because you're going to up to your ass in it, before we're through here.
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Joe Capone : He's got his troubles with his own canaries.
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Sir Roger Avery : [watching Alice Rage's audition] There's something about her. She's so healthy looking.
Joe Capone : She's got the best set of muscles I've ever seen - on any cop.
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Joe Capone : Hay, Nayland, if you do that, you're one great limey bastard, take it from me.
Nayland Smith : Oh, that's very decent of you. Thank you.
Joe Capone : Don't mention it.
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Joe Capone : This chink genius is 168 years old. He's got a lot of experience.
