- Earl of Dorincourt: Tell the lady that like all Americans she is exceedingly rude.
- Mrs. Errol: Tell his Lordship it is obvious Americans do not have a monopoly on rudeness.
- Earl of Dorincourt: Tell the lady she offends me.
- Mrs. Errol: Tell his Lordship I certainly hope so.
- Earl of Dorincourt: Oh, games are important. They prepare a boy for the larger game of life, I'm told.
- Lord Fauntleroy: The only thing is, now that I'm going to be an Earl, I can't become a Democrat and become President - which is what Mr. Hobbs had in mind for me.
- Earl of Dorincourt: President? You will go to the House of Lords.
- Lord Fauntleroy: Is that just as good as being President?
- Earl of Dorincourt: Poor child, infinitely superior.
- Earl of Dorincourt: We have a philanthropist in our midst. One who bestows largesse on bootblacks and grocers.
- Minna: My boy is your right and proper heir and I want what's comin' to me.
- Ben Tipton: What's comin' to you is the back of my hand.