The Nude Bomb (1980)
Dana Elcar: Chief
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : You know, Chief, this nude bomb might solve a lot of problems.
Chief : Such as?
Maxwell Smart : Well for one thing, flashers.
Chief : Only you would think of a that, Max.
Maxwell Smart : That's why they pay me the big bucks. And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.
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Maxwell Smart : And if there's one thing I've learned, in many many years of experience, it's that you cannot be too careful with your gun.
[puts his gun away in his pants, accidentally pulls the trigger]
Maxwell Smart : Excuse me.
[turns around examines himself, turns back]
Chief : Are you al right?
Maxwell Smart : Missed it by that much.
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Chief : We're really up against it, this time, 86. The fate of the entire world is in your hands.
Maxwell Smart : Oh no, not again. Well, ok this time, but next week I'm on vacation, Chief. If you get in trouble then, it's your ass.
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Chief : Where's Sauvage?
Maxwell Smart : He got hung up.
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Maxwell Smart : What is it now, Chief?
Chief : Max, I wanna know what's happening.
Maxwell Smart : Ahh! I'm falling at a speed of 120 miles an hour... from a height of approximately 8,000 feet. I'm gonna open my parachute. Should be on the ground in two minutes.
[parachute flies away]
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe two seconds?