Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Hygiene squad policeman 1 : First, there is the Cherry Fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.

Mr Milton, owner of Whizzo Chocolate : Agreed!
Husband : It's the Bishop of Leicester.

Wife : How do you know?

Husband : Tattooed on the back of his neck. I think I'd better call the police.

Wife : Shouldn't you call the church?

Son : Call the Church Police.

Husband : Good idea.
First Barber , Second Barber , Third Barber , Fourth Barber : [singing] Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too, I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs you blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly, life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away.

Graham Chapman: Second Barber, Colin 'Bomber' Harris, Pope's Servant, Abe Seagull, Silly Walker, Inspector Praline, The Colonel, Nobby Hegel, Second Yorkshireman, Abuser, Lecturer, A humble woodcutter, Son, Mountie