Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl (1982)

Terry Jones: Fourth Barber, Referee, Anti-racism singer, Silly olympiad commentator #2, Laparche, Silly Walker, Karl Marx, Mr. Hilton, Albatross Person, Man with hat, Third Yorkshireman, Demonstrator #2, Wife, Mountie

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Quotes 

• Albatross vendor : Albatross... Albatross. ALBATROSS.

  [looks to someone in the crowd] 

  Albatross vendor : You're not supposed to be smoking that. Albatross.

  Someone in the crowd : What flavour is it? What flavour is it?

  Albatross person : Seagull sickle... Pelican bon-bon... ALBATROSS.

  Albatross person : I will have two ice creams, please.

  Albatross vendor : I don't have any ice creams, I've just got this albatross. ALBATROSS.

  Albatross person : What flavour is it?

  Albatross vendor : ...Well it's an albatross. Isn't it? It's not any bloody flavour. ALBATROSS.

  Albatross person : It's got to be some flavour, I mean everything's got a flavour.

  Albatross vendor : All right. All right. It's bloody... albatross flavour... Bleedin' seabird bleedin' flavour. ALBATROSS.

  Albatross person : You get wafers with it?

  Albatross vendor : Of course you don't getting fucking wafers with it, you cunt. It's a fucking albatross isn't it.

• Hygiene squad policeman 1 : First, there is the Cherry Fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.

  Mr Milton, owner of Whizzo Chocolate : Agreed!

• Husband : It's the Bishop of Leicester.

  Wife : How do you know?

  Husband : Tattooed on the back of his neck. I think I'd better call the police.

  Wife : Shouldn't you call the church?

  Son : Call the Church Police.

  Husband : Good idea.

• First Barber , Second Barber , Third Barber , Fourth Barber : [singing]  Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too, I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs you blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you, I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly, life can be fine if we both 69, if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play till we're blown away.

• Fourth Yorkshireman : Cardboard box?

  Third Yorkshireman : Yes.

  Fourth Yorkshireman : You were lucky!