Michael Palin: Polinski, Emcee, Third Bruce, Mr.Stagback, Silly Walker, Second Judge, Che Guevara, Nietzsche, Soccer commentator, Fourth Yorkshireman, Argument customer, Mr. Bounder, Demonstrator #1, Storyteller, Detective-Parson, Mountie
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Quotes
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First Yorkshireman : Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves.
Fourth Yorkshireman : But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
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Argument Customer : This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!
Mr.Barnard : No, it isn't!
Argument Customer : Yes it is!
Mr.Barnard : No, no, no!
Argument Customer : It is!
Mr.Barnard : No, it isn't!
Argument Customer : Yes it is! An argument is an intellectual process! It isn't just contradiction!
Mr.Barnard : Look, if I'm to argue with you, I have to take up a contracitary position!
Argument Customer : Yes, but it's not just saying "No it isn't!"
Mr.Barnard : Yes, it is!
Argument Customer : No, it isn't!
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Announcer : Hello and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off.
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Argument Customer : I'd like to have an argument please.
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Barrister 1 : I did my whole, "Serious offense" bit and then I waggled me wig!
Husband : You did what?
Barrister 1 : I waggled me wig!
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Fourth Yorkshireman : Cardboard box?
Third Yorkshireman : Yes.
Fourth Yorkshireman : You were lucky!
