The Bill (1984–2010)
Jeff Stewart: P.C. Hollis, PC Reg Hollis, P.C. Reg Hollis
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Quotes
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PC Reg Hollis : [about Inspector Gold] I heard she murdered a bloke once.
PC Nick Klein : Oh yeah? What with?
PC Reg Hollis : Bare hands probably...
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DC Jim Carver : Here you go: one fresh tortoise.
PC Reg Hollis : Oh, dear.
PC Honey Harman : What?
PC Reg Hollis : Well, it's just as I thought... It's Greek.
PC Honey Harman : How can you tell that?
DC Jim Carver : The accent?
PC Reg Hollis : It's where they come from when they're imported from the wild. Has he got any others?
DC Jim Carver : No, that was the last one. But he said he was expecting another delivery this evening.
PC Gary Best : Is this serious? We're doing a stakeout on some tortoises?
PC Reg Hollis : Yeah, all right, Gary, no jesting. Look, Jim's got some very good information that the man in the shop round the corner is expecting a delivery tonight of illegally-imported wild tortoises. Get yourself outside the shop where you can have a good look at the front of it.
PC Gary Best : Is there a back entrance?
DC Jim Carver : No.
PC Reg Hollis : And listen, if it all goes off, we're just here, give us a shout.
PC Gary Best : All goes off? These tortoises on crack or what? I've always wanted to be in the flying squad, and this is obviously what it's like!
