- Buck: Y'know? I ain't never seen nothin' like it before in my life. They're animals. Hell, I'd love to trade places with 'em for a day or two.
- Lady in T-Bird: Are you a mechanic?
- Vance: No ma'am.
- Lady in T-Bird: What do you do?
- Vance: Not a whole lot.
- Lady in T-Bird: What do you mean?
- Vance: I mean, like, zero.
- [first lines]
- Vance: [voiceover] Man, I was what you call... ragged. I mean, way beyond torn up. I wasn't gonna be no man's friend today. Been out of storage for about a year now. And to me, this endless blacktop is my sweet eternity. I knew I was going to hell in a breadbasket.
- Vance: [voiceover] You never can tell on a day like this... things could be goin' jake one minute, then, presto... before you know it, you're history.
- Vance: [voiceover] I'm a regular Joe. I've got an itch between my legs, and an afternoon for a heart.