The Man with Two Brains (1983)
David Warner: Dr. Alfred Necessiter
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Quotes
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Dr. Necessiter : As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : I couldn't fuck a gorilla.
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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's caused by our own incompetence.
Dr. Necessiter : Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!
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Dr. Necessiter : Dr. Huffer?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : It's pronounced "Hfuhruhurr".
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Dr. Necessiter : Well, the operations seems to be a success. But the doctor died.
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[the scientists pull up in a car in front of a modern condominium building]
Dr. Necessiter : What's the matter?
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : Oh, you have to forgive me. It's just that, being here in Austria, meeting a scientist with your interests, I half expected your laboratory to be in a castle, not a condo.
Dr. Necessiter : [Dr. Necessiter opens his room with his key and swings the door wide open] You mean like this?
[His place is decorated with rough rock walls and flagstone floors, candles and candelabras, an interior drawbridge, wing chairs, hanging banners, and the like]
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Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr : [Amazed on seeing the castle-like interior of Dr. Necessiter's condo] Leapin' lizards!
Dr. Necessiter : Yes, we have those.
[On the left wall, two iguanas are hanging out, and two smaller green lizards leap from off camera to join them]