Twice Upon a Time (1983)

Hamilton Camp: Greensleeves

Quotes 

• Greensleeves : Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart.

• Flora : Uncle Greenie, where are you?

  Greensleeves : Under the door, ya twit!

  Rod Rescueman : That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!

• Flora : Uncle Greenie, is it really you?

  Greensleeves : Basically it is, yeah.

  Flora : You're short and bent!

  Greensleeves : I'm short and bent.

  Flora : What happened to my Uncle Greenie, the handsome dashing hero?

  Greensleeves : He got short and bent. But he's glad to see you nonetheless... come here darling, let me give you a kiss you sweet love!

  [sound of kissing] 

  Rod Rescueman : [enviously]  *I* should get short and bent!