Twice Upon a Time (1983)
Marshall Efron: Synonamess Botch
Quotes
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[Discovering Rod Rescueman has rescued Flora Fauna]
Botch : How did this happen? Where were you, watching reruns again? I don't wanna hear excuses! She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has!
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Ralph : [looking at pictures of Din] Hey, it looks real nice. Are they friendly at all?
Botch : Oh, they are! They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly.
Ralph : The "what" don't they?
Botch : The TIME. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing. And they think they don't have...
Ralph : Wait, wait, I'm not get... What is "time"?
Botch : Two o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock.
Ralph : Yes, but there's something that tells them that they don't have something?
Botch : Yeah.
Ralph : It's a clock?
Botch : It's a clock.
Ralph : And they watch it?
Botch : They watch it.
Ralph : And it tells them...?
Botch : The time.
Ralph : That they don't have.
Botch : It's simple, easy. Get it?
Ralph : Oh. Uh... Uh-huh.
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Botch : [Clean version] I just want to say a few words to you minions before you go off on your mission. I know some of you have wives, and sweethearts, and all that malarkey. There's a chance that some of you won't be coming back. I can deal with that. For those of you who are going to pay with everything you have, rest assured the world is going to be a little bit worse because of you. So let's get out there and give it to them! Okay, minions, off your tailfeathers! Fly away! Make the world safe for nightmares!
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Botch : No! Never! It's too much to bear! I want my blankie! I want my momma!
