Twice Upon a Time (1983)

Lorenzo Music: Ralph, the All-Purpose Animal

Quotes 

• Ralph : Ok, ok. I'm scared; it's official.

• Ralph : [Trying to call FGM, gets a busy signal]  I got a duck.

• Ralph : [looking at pictures of Din]  Hey, it looks real nice. Are they friendly at all?

  Botch : Oh, they are! They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly.

  Ralph : The "what" don't they?

  Botch : The TIME. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing. And they think they don't have...

  Ralph : Wait, wait, I'm not get... What is "time"?

  Botch : Two o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock.

  Ralph : Yes, but there's something that tells them that they don't have something?

  Botch : Yeah.

  Ralph : It's a clock?

  Botch : It's a clock.

  Ralph : And they watch it?

  Botch : They watch it.

  Ralph : And it tells them...?

  Botch : The time.

  Ralph : That they don't have.

  Botch : It's simple, easy. Get it?

  Ralph : Oh. Uh... Uh-huh.

• Ralph : This may take a while. In fact, this may take... a lot of whiles.

• Ralph : Dark is not one of my favorite colors.

• Ralph : I sure hope Mr. Botch won't be pissed.

  Botch : [Watching Ralph on Ibor's screen]  Pissed? Boy, am I pissed!