An alien comes to Earth to save the planet by curing its men of impotence.An alien comes to Earth to save the planet by curing its men of impotence.An alien comes to Earth to save the planet by curing its men of impotence.
Tyler Reynolds
- President
- (as Ty Horn)
Luis De Jesus
- Midget 1
- (as Mr. Short Stud)
Lisa De Leeuw
- Dr. Wiesenall
- (as Lisa Deleuw)
John Seeman
- Presidential Aid
- (as John Semen)
Angel Cash
- First Lady
- (as Nancy Racetor)
- Director
- Writers
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- TriviaFilm debut of Pamela Bowman. NOTE: She would have a significant career playing sexy women throughout the 1980s in TV shows like Newhart (1982) and Married... with Children (1987), along with feature-film roles. Credited as Pam Bowman, she appears here as the Fleshette with the ponytail and red leotard who the camera zooms in on after the President looks out his window.
- GoofsJohn Seeman and Misha Boyko are credited as "Presidential Aid" and "Russian Aid" respectively. In each case, the word "Aid" should have been spelled "Aide."
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[first title card]
Title card/crawl: Back in the 1990's a crisis hit the world... of such proportions, that every country on Earth was in danger of being annihilated. At first the conflict between the United States, Russia and China was inevitable. The populations of all countries were being decimated; and the culprit? No one seemed to know. It wasn't famine or disease, and it wasn't war.
- ConnectionsEdited into Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me (1983)
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Ultra dull.
According to this film's opening Star Wars-inspired 'crawl', the near-future of the 1990s sees a crisis hit the world: the men of Earth are rendered impotent by Sugarman (Jamie Gillis), an extraterrestrial with a Cuban accent (?) from the ice world Freon who wants to take over our planet. Humanity's only hope is a beautiful blonde space agent called Ultra Flesh who, with the help of her Fleshettes, can restore men's virility.
The only reason I watch an adult movie is if I think it can offer me something other than repetitive bump and grind. Ultra Flesh, for example, has an amusing sci-fi concept, with a sexy superhero who can fire erection beams from her crotch, an intergalactic council of bizarre aliens, a villain from a frozen planet under threat from global warming, a giant phallic papier-mâché construction, and a pair of mischievous midgets. Colour me intrigued.
Unfortunately, even with its more outlandish moments, this film is still quite the tedious experience. The sex scenes are filmed with little imagination, which renders them boring (no surprises there), but the bits inbetween aren't anywhere near as camp or bizarre enough to compensate. About the only things I enjoyed about the whole film were a Benny Hill-style speeded-up chase scene featuring the two little people -- one of whom is kinda scary looking and gets in on the sexy action, and one who is totally crazy ("Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-hyuck-hyuck!") -- and a head-scratching moment where the Earth's most powerful leaders ride the dodgems before getting down and dirty with Seka.
The only reason I watch an adult movie is if I think it can offer me something other than repetitive bump and grind. Ultra Flesh, for example, has an amusing sci-fi concept, with a sexy superhero who can fire erection beams from her crotch, an intergalactic council of bizarre aliens, a villain from a frozen planet under threat from global warming, a giant phallic papier-mâché construction, and a pair of mischievous midgets. Colour me intrigued.
Unfortunately, even with its more outlandish moments, this film is still quite the tedious experience. The sex scenes are filmed with little imagination, which renders them boring (no surprises there), but the bits inbetween aren't anywhere near as camp or bizarre enough to compensate. About the only things I enjoyed about the whole film were a Benny Hill-style speeded-up chase scene featuring the two little people -- one of whom is kinda scary looking and gets in on the sexy action, and one who is totally crazy ("Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-hyuck-hyuck!") -- and a head-scratching moment where the Earth's most powerful leaders ride the dodgems before getting down and dirty with Seka.
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