Alice in Wonderland (II) (1985)

Merv Griffin: The Conductor

Quotes 

• Conductor : Where's your ticket?

  Alice : [searches her pockets]  I'm afraid I haven't got one. There wasn't a ticket office where I got on.

  Conductor : No excuses, please! You should have got one from the engine driver!

  [he leaves in a huff] 

  Gentleman in the Paper Suit : He means the man that drives the engine also sells the tickets! You should have known that!