After getting dumped by his girlfriend David decides to conduct his own personal crusade against females...by training tiny lizards to crawl inside women's panties and crotches driving them crazy with lust and pain.You know,our hero is dreaming of his revenge on the women who've wronged him,coming up with the outrageous idea of teaching small lizards to attack his prey's vaginas.To train the lizards he steals underwear from various unlucky prostitutes.With such lovingly trashy plot "Lewd Lizard" doesn't disappoint.It's loaded with sleaze and naked ladies.There is also plenty of humorous moments like almost in every 80's HK horror.Wanna see horny lizards in some serious action?"Lewd Lizard" is a perfect choice.
2 Reviews
Not Good But Memorable
jrd_7326 April 2023
I saw this film under the great alternative title, Lewd Lizard. The plot has a scientist declaring war on women after being jilted by his girlfriend and being robbed by another woman. The revenge seeker begins by stealing used women's underwear. Next, he uses the underwear to train his tiny lizards to attack the smell. From there, all the guy has to do is drop the lizards down a woman's front and the little creatures begin burrowing. The woman dies in ecstasy. Yeah, I know, we have all seen-it before. Really, who thought this plot up? Who thinks Willard but with tiny lizards attacking women's genitalia?
The ineffective police are on the revenge seeker's trail. No one seems to notice the tiny reptiles inside the woman's vagina. In fact, I have no idea how the police figure out who the killer is. Yet, at the end, they show up. Call it divine intervention. The film's audience is not so lucky.
Lewd Lizard sounds like a sick-o must see, but I was mostly bored. The film becomes repetitive with the killer meeting a girl, setting her up, and then pulling out the test tube with the lizard. The first murder is mouth dropping, but by the third, the viewer is no longer shocked.
I have not always been attuned to the charms of Hong Kong horror movies, but Lewd Lizard is easily the worst of the ones I have seen.
The ineffective police are on the revenge seeker's trail. No one seems to notice the tiny reptiles inside the woman's vagina. In fact, I have no idea how the police figure out who the killer is. Yet, at the end, they show up. Call it divine intervention. The film's audience is not so lucky.
Lewd Lizard sounds like a sick-o must see, but I was mostly bored. The film becomes repetitive with the killer meeting a girl, setting her up, and then pulling out the test tube with the lizard. The first murder is mouth dropping, but by the third, the viewer is no longer shocked.
I have not always been attuned to the charms of Hong Kong horror movies, but Lewd Lizard is easily the worst of the ones I have seen.
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