Martin : Is that true? She's really your sister?
Eddie : Half. Half. Only half.
Martin : Which half.
Eddie : The top half.
Martin : That's illegal isn't it?
Eddie : Only if you get caught.
May : You're gonna erase me.
Eddie : What are you talkin' about?
Eddie : Watch out!
May : You're gonna erase me or you're gonna have me erased.
May : You smell. Your fingers smell.
Eddie : [sniffs his fingers] Horses!
May : Pussy.
Eddie : My horses have to suffer because of you.
Eddie : There wasn't any fling with any Countess.
May : You're a liar!
Eddie : I took her out to dinner once.
May : You're a liar.
Eddie : Okay, twice.
May : You were bumpin' on a regular basis. Now, don't stand there and give me this shit!
Eddie : I hope this man comes over here. I really hope he does. I want to see him walk through that door.
May : What are you gonna do?
Eddie : I'm gonna nail his ass to the floor - directly.
Eddie : You know we're connected, May. We'll always be connected. That was decided a long time ago.
May : It's a big huge extra-long black Mercedes Benz.
Eddie : Well, this is a motel, isn't it? Rich people have to sleep too.
May : This ain't no black Mercedes Benz type of motel, Eddie.
Eddie : If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't shit.
May : How crazy is that chick?
Eddie : She's pretty crazy. You just stay down.
May : Have you balled her yet?
Eddie : You got a job?
May : That's right. Why? You think I'm helpless or somethin'? That's what you think, right? Yeah, it is.
Eddie : No. It's - been a long time since you had a job.
May : Well, I'm a cook.
Eddie : A cook? You can't even flip an egg, can you?
Eddie : You can introduce me to him as your brother. Okay? Come on. Okay? Well, maybe not your brother.
May : Maybe not!
Eddie : Your cousin! Okay?
Eddie : Our Daddy fell in love twice. That's basically how it happened. Once with my mom and once with her mom.
Old Man : Yeah, well, you see, it was the same love, it just got split in two, that's all.
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