The Man with One Red Shoe (1985)

Tom Hanks: Richard

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Quotes 

• Maddy : Are you OK? You seem tense.

  Richard : Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky- Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not *tense*.

• Paula : Oh, don't talk about Morris. All he cares about is his practical jokes.

  Richard : I know, I know, I know, he's a percussionist, but still, that doesn't mean he's not a nice guy.

• [Morris looks back at a chair he broke] 

  Morris : Sorry about that chair.

  Richard : Oh, that's OK, it was... really old.

• Morris : These are very good cigars. I want you to smoke one after you get a little. You do get a little?

  Richard : Yeah... a little.

• Maddy : [Richard and Maddy are being chased on the subway]  Richard, tell me. Are you an agent?

  Richard : No! But I used to have an agent.

  Maddy : No! No. Do you work for the government? Are you a spy?

  Richard : No, of course not. I'm no more a spy than you're spy.

  Maddy : Richard... I am a spy.

  Richard : You're a spy?

• Richard : [Richard, playing a violin solo, begins to ad-lib his own composition. The conductor angrily taps on Richard's music stand]  What?

  The Conductor : [Sarcastically]  This evening we are playing Scheherazade. Would you care to join us?

  Richard : Oh.

• Richard : [Looking at Maddy's richly decorated apartment]  All this on just a tour guide's salary?

  Maddy : I'll let you in on a little secret. My uncle, Burt, owns the company.

  [She's talking towards to 2-way mirror, where Cooper and the others are watching] 

  Cooper : Adorable.

• Paula : Remember Chicago? Fate? Kismet?

  Richard : No, I don't remember, Paula. You got me drunk.