- Kevin Hall: Judging from the difference between the three of you, I'd say your mother was mighty busy!
- Hotel Desk Clerk: He's a photographer from Sao Paulo. The two girls are models. They came down for a photo shoot. He says he works for a fashion magazine. If you ask me, I bet it's a sex one.
- China: [to Kevin Hall] You behave yourself. I may just put you to work in a mine. Otherwise I'll leave you tied up here for the pigs to eat,