O.C. and Stiggs (1985)
Neill Barry: Stiggs
Quotes
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Mark Stiggs : [specifying the Gila Monster car to Ms Bunny] OK, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie : Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarlay inefficient mode of trasnportation.
Mark Stiggs : Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly seismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.
Mark Stiggs : ...making people think that you're poor, so they know you've got nothing to loose if they crash into your car....
Mark Stiggs : Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie : Ah, yes. Driving this car right in the acropolis should be completely horrifying to every civilized guy on earth.
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Mark Stiggs : [speaking to Sponson about what wedding gift to buy for Lenore Schwab] She's real frail and introverted, she likes to dance to ballet and play her harp. We thought she'd be happier with a... machine gun.
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Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie : I dunno about this, Stiggs. That goon has a gun!
Mark Stiggs : It's OK! He's crazy!
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Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie : [talking about the car dealer, Ms. Bunny] It was the last case that gramps had before he retired... she got off with a hung jury.
Mark Stiggs : They hung the whole jury?
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Mr. Granger : Oliver, is it? Oliver Cromwell Ogilvy.
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie : Uh, just O.C.'s fine.
Stiggs : It stands for "Out of Control".
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Pat Coletti : This is the life, isn't it? I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight.
[scoffs]
Pat Coletti : I know where 624 of them will be on Monday morning. Workin' for me. In my sweatshop.
[toasting]
Pat Coletti : To Mexico.
Stiggs : So, what do you, like, do?
Pat Coletti : Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
Stiggs : I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you *can* do, really wasted?
Pat Coletti : Hog couture, boys.
Stiggs : Hog couture? How's that?
Pat Coletti : I manufacture clothes for fat women.