Follow That Bird (1985)
Dave Thomas: Sam Sleaze
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Quotes
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Sam Sleaze : Big yellow bird at 1:00.
Sid Sleaze : Is it that late already?
Sam Sleaze : It's Air Force talk, you nerf!
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Sam Sleaze : That eight-foot bird is still on the lam. You know, Sid, people would pay money to see that bird.
Sid Sleaze : Nah, I wouldn't pay to see no bird.
Sam Sleaze : No, no, no. People would pay us to see that bird! Us, us, us!
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Sam Sleaze : [shouting] How could you miss him? He's eight feet tall!
Sid Sleaze : [shouting] You were going too fast!
Sam Sleaze : [whispering] Sid, don't shout at me.
Sid Sleaze : [whispering] You were going too fast.
Sam Sleaze : Let's not get mad. We'll just start all over.
[shouting]
Sam Sleaze : Now let's get going!
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Big Bird : Say, there's a lady named Miss Finch who's chasing me and, uh, do you mind if I hide in your fun fair?
Sam Sleaze : Why, no, not at all. We have the perfect place for you to hide. Right here in our hiding cage.
[Locks him up]
Sam Sleaze : You'll be safe here.
Sid Sleaze : Yeah, real safe.
Big Bird : Gee, thanks.
[Sid and Sam laugh]
Sam Sleaze : Let's go!
Big Bird : Ha, ha, ha! Oh, gee, I sure am a lucky bird.
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State Trooper : [Picks up the kid that got his apple stolen by Sam Sleaze] Are these the two men?
[the kid nods his head]
Sam Sleaze : What seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?
State Trooper : [looks through his notebook] What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?
Sam Sleaze : Oh, about that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.
Sid Sleaze : Yeah, for a friend.
State Trooper : You can tell that to the judge.
Sid Sleaze : [crying] The judge!
State Trooper : Be a man.
Sid Sleaze : But I don't wanna be a man, Sam!
Sam Sleaze : Shut up, Sid! Shut up!
Sid Sleaze : [crying] Judge, Sam! Jail!
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Sam Sleaze : What's the matter, don't you like your cage?
Big Bird : My cage? My, my, MY CAGE?
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Sid Sleaze : Hey look. A haystack.
[It's actually Big Bird in disguise]
Sam Sleaze : We're not looking for haystacks, you chowderhead. Keep your eyes peeled. Big Bird's gotta be around here somewhere.