8 Million Ways to Die (1986)

Vyto Ruginis: Durkin

Quotes 

• Joe Durkin : The murder rate used to be a thousand a year. Three a day, and that was high. Now it's five. Higher in the summer. Fourteen, two Fridays ago. We get the death penalty six, seven times a day, only it's not for murderers, it's for ordinary citizens.

  Matthew 'Matt' Scudder : Yeah, there are eight million stories in the naked city. Remember that old TV show? What we have in this town is eight million ways to die.