Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Jonathan Schmock: Chez Quis Maitre D'

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• Maitre D' : [grabs Ferris on the shoulder while he grabs the phone in the restaurant]  All right, I've had enough of this.

  Ferris : [Ferris is annoyed]  You touch me, I yell RAT!

• Maitre D' : You're Abe Froman?

  Ferris : That's right, I'm Abe Froman.

  Maitre D' : The Sausage King of Chicago?

  Ferris : [caught off-guard]  Uh yeah, that's me.

  Maitre D' : Listen young man, entre nous, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?

  Ferris : Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?

  Maitre D' : I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

  Ferris : Snooty?

  Maitre D' : Snotty.

  Ferris : Snotty?

• Maitre D' : I weep for the future.

• Maitre D' : I appreciate your understanding.

  Ferris : Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.

• Sloane : [on the phone]  May I speak to Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago.

  Maitre D' : Abe Froman? Let me check the restaurant. Could you describe him for me, please?

  Sloane : Leather jacket, white t-shirt, sweater vest. *Devastatingly* handsome.

• Maitre D' : I appreciate your understanding.

  Ferris : Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.

  Maitre D' : Thank you.

  Ferris : Don't mention it.