My Chauffeur (1986)

Howard Hesseman: McBride

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Quotes 

• McBride : [McBride is addressing his drivers]  We are not interested in change...

  Casey : [rushing in]  I'm sorry I'm late!

  [she runs into Doolittle, causing him to spill his coffee into his lap] 

  Casey : Ohhh! Ohhh... I'm so sorry!

  [she takes a handkerchief and attempt to clean him up] 

  McBride : [startled]  What are you doing?

  Casey : I came for a job.

  McBride : This is Brentwood Limousine, Limited.

  Casey : I know, I'm gonna be a driver.

  McBride : [as Doolittle gets more and more excited by Casey's handling of him]  Madam, if you continue masturbating my driver, you're going to be a murderer.

  [she stops, she and Doolittle blow each other a kiss] 

  McBride : What do you want?

  Casey : Job.

  McBride : Doing what?

  Casey : Driving.

  McBride : Driving WHAT?

  Casey : Big black limousines! Whoo... baby!

• McBride : Giles.

  Giles : Yes, sir.

  McBride : Get her a uniform

  Casey : [Chasing after Giles]  Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?

• McBride : A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.

  Casey : She was worth 20,000 points.

• McBride : You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman. I can't have that.

• McBride : You're deluded.

  Casey : [gasps]  I've never had a 'lude in my life.

• McBride : Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired.

• Casey : [Casey and Battle climb into the back of a Brentwood limousine after their wedding, she addresses the driver]  Home... James.

  [Battle chuckles... the driver turns around, it's McBride] 

  McBride : [smiles, contrite]  With pleasure... madam.