A Smoky Mountain Christmas (1986 TV Movie)

Dolly Parton: Lorna Davis

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Quotes 

• Jezebel : This is not the end! When I wake up...

  Lorna Davis : ...We'll both be old and grey. Come on, lemme help ya down.

  Lorna Davis : [falls to the floor in a deep sleep]  Ugh!

• Lorna Davis : [singing, trying to write a song]  In the night, birds in flight...

  [talking] 

  Lorna Davis : That makes no sense!

  [resumes singing] 

  Lorna Davis : Birds gotta sing, fish gotta fly...

  [talking] 

  Lorna Davis : Oh that's better, "fish gotta fly." I'm a great writer, all right.

• Lorna Davis : Why don't you take your magic home and use it on yourself?

• Lorna Davis : Who on earth is "Mountain Dan?"

  Jasper : He eats little kids... and uses their bones for weapons.

• Lorna Davis : [after the kids ask her if she is an angel that flew down from Heaven]  I came UP here, not DOWN here, darlin'. And I made time, but I didn't fly.

• Lorna Davis : [threatening the Sheriff]  Come any closer and you're going to get your Christmas punch early.

• Sheriff John Jensen : I didn't catch your name.

  Lorna Davis : Well, I didn't throw it yet. It's Luella. Luella Durbin, and I'm just zippin' on down the road apiece, movin' right along!

• Mary : [about Sheriff Jensen]  I don't like him.

  Lorna Davis : You shouldn't ought to not like people, but if you're going to, he's the one not to like!

• Lorna Davis : [as disguised Jezebel hands her a poisoned pie in the jail cell]  Are you sure you didn't bake a file in here for me?

  Old Lady Jezebel : Oh, mercy, no. Just apples. And spice. And everything nice.