*batteries not included (1987)

Michael Carmine: Carlos

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• Mr. Kovacks : Is this what you're talking about? It's full'o junk. It's a storage shed, you idiot.

  Carlos : No it's not. It's full of ghosts or spirits or something and they're just trying to make me look bad!

  Mr. Kovacks : You don't need ghosts for that.

• Carlos : [seeing a floating tray of hamburgers]  What the hell is that?

  Faye Riley : Oh it's them. The little guys. My little munchkins.

  Carlos : You stay away from me! You're not fooling anybody! Crazy my ass!

• Faye Riley : Bobby!

  Carlos : Hey, Lady, my name's not Bobby!

  Faye Riley : Well excuse me! Robert. Um...

  Carlos : Shut up!

  Mason : Hey!

  Carlos : Okay, I saw downstairs. Who's been cleaning up after me?

• Carlos : [after having money thrown in his face]  You kill my head, man.