Dragnet (1987)

Kathleen Freeman: Enid Borden

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• Enid Borden : [Friday knocks on her door, she opens]  What the hell do you want?

  Joe Friday : [as he and Streebek show their badges]  Police officers, maam.

  Enid Borden : 'Bout time you pencil-dicks showed up. Why couldn't you have gotten here before that big bad stupid-looking piece of sewage breath stole my white wedding dress?

  Joe Friday : 'Sewage-breath' is your little nickname for?

  Enid Borden : Muzz. Emil Muzz.

  Pep Streebeck : [Looks at Friday]  Not much of an improvement.

• Enid Borden : The magazines and papers were his down in the trash. No cheques or money, I looked. I should have thrown it all in the river the day he left but unlike some people I have a heart, goddamnit, the miserable little bag of puke.

  Joe Friday : I think we're finished here, don't you Detective Streebeck?

• Friday : We had been advised to follow up on a theft at 8823467 Magnolia Boulevard. At this time of day, it took us 20 minutes to get there. The complainant was the landlady, Enid Borden. Some Pagan cards had been found.

  Friday : [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 

  Enid Borden : What the hell do you want?

  Friday : Police officers, ma'am.

  Enid Borden : About time you pencil dicks showed up. Why couldn't you have gotten here before that big, bad stupid-Iooking piece of sewage breath stole my wedding dress?

  Friday : Sewage breath would be your nickname for...

  Enid Borden : Muzz. Emil Muzz.

  Pep Streebeck : Not much of an improvement.

  Enid Borden : That ass-wipe also stiffed me for two months' rent when his cheque bounced. Goddam puss-faced pimp stick. All that was left in his room... was a big box of these things.

  Friday : Any idea where Emil Muzz could be now? Friends? Family?

  Enid Borden : He was a Ioner. Took off in the middle of the night. Useless scum-lapping shitbag.

  Friday : Just the facts, ma'am. He leave anything else behind?

  Enid Borden : Yeah, a tape deck which I had to sell to make up for the lost rent. So there's nothing you can do about it, you slimy little jizz bucket.

  Friday : Yes, ma'am. Although you could be cited for swearing at us.

  Enid Borden : Says who, flathead?

  Friday : The California penal code 314.1 covering obscene conduct in public. Good enough for you?

  Enid Borden : Them magazines and papers were his down in the trash. No cheques or money. I looked. I should've thrown it in the river the day he left... but unlike some people, I have a heart, goddam it! That miserable bag of puke.

  Friday : I think we're finished here, don't you, Detective Streebek?