Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

Juney Smith: Phil McPherson

Quotes 

• Lt. Steven Hauk : Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?

  Phil McPherson : Well, we originally wanted Bob Hope, but it turns out he won't come.

  Lt. Steven Hauk : Why not?

  Edward Garlick : He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir.

  Lt. Steven Hauk : That is not funny!

  Private Abersold : How about if it escalated?

  Lt. Steven Hauk : How about if what escalated?

  Private Abersold : The Vietnam conflict.

  Lt. Steven Hauk : The Vietnam conflict. We are not going to escalate a whole war just so we can book a big name comedian!