Hollywood Shuffle (1987)

Roy Fegan: Jesse Wilson, Slave #2, Zombie Pimp, Beaners Gang

Quotes 

• Jesse Wilson : This is bull shit.

  Bobby Taylor : What are you talking about?

  Jesse Wilson : This is some more of the white man's stereotype of a black man, yeah, brother.

  Bobby Taylor : Really?

  Jesse Wilson : Yeah, brother. Only an Uncle Tom would do this shit. They just lookin' for somebody to sell out.

  Bobby Taylor : Sell out?

  Jesse Wilson : The only role they gonna let us do is a slave, a butler, or some street hood or something. Don't sell out, brother. Don't be a butler or a slave.

  Receptionist : Jesse Wilson? Jesse Wilson, you're next.

  Jesse Wilson : That's me! Good luck, brotha.

• Jesse Wilson : I'm glad you got the part. I would never play that part because of my values. But, hey, I'm different. Congratulations, man.

• Slave #1 : [Black Acting School fantasy sequence]  Jasper, I's don't wants to go. I's the house nigga, Jasper.

  Jasper : What?

  Slave #2 : Jasper, don'ts you wants freedom? We goin' to the promised land. The promised land.

  Jasper : Promised land? Cleveland?

  Slave #2 : No, Jasper.

  Jasper : Baltimore?

  Slave #2 : No, Jasper! The promised land.

  Jasper : Oh, the promised land. Minnesota?