The Lost Boys (1987)
Barnard Hughes: Grandpa
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Grandpa : One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
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Sam Emerson : Wait, wait. You *have* a TV?
Grandpa : No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
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Grandpa : Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
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Grandpa : [the boys come in carrying Laddie and Star, who are sleeping. Grandpa is totally ignoring the unconscious Laddie in Edgar's arms, and Star in Michael's] Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?
Michael Emerson : [Hoping he says nothing about Laddie and Star] No, Grandpa.
Grandpa : Well, now you do.
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Grandpa : Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
Sam Emerson : How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Grandpa : Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
Michael Emerson : You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
Grandpa : I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
Michael Emerson : What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?
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Grandpa : Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
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Grandpa : Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.
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Grandpa : Hey! Smells good! When do we eat?
Lucy Emerson : I told Max around 8:00.
Grandpa : Max! Are we going to have company again?
Lucy Emerson : Again? Dad you haven't had company in this house since Mom died eight years ago.
Grandpa : Right! Now we are going to have company again!
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Grandpa : Ouch, my hair!