Roxanne (1987)
Rick Rossovich: Chris
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Quotes
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Chris McConnell : What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales : Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.
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Chris McConnell : [after Chris accidentally insults C.D.'s nose] Aren't you going to kill me? The guys said...
C.D. Bales : Oh, ordinarily, yeah, but not today.
Chris McConnell : How come?
C.D. Bales : Because yesterday... she didn't. But today... she does.
[They laugh together, as the guys come back in]
Chuck : So you finally got a sense of humor about your nose.
[C.D. grabs his tie and slams him against the wall, causing the guys to run out again]
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Chris McConnell : [Roxanne spies Chris in a bookstore] Hey, did that copy of 'Being and Nothingness,' by Jean...
Stationery Clerk : Jean-Paul Sartre? Yes, it did. I got it right here! It's all paid for.
Chris McConnell : Great! Okay, thanks a lot.
Stationery Clerk : De rien. Il n'y a pas de quoi.
Chris McConnell : All right, okay...
Stationery Clerk : It ain't nothing, bro!
Chris McConnell : [reading as he exits bookstore] "... therefore my body is a conscious structure of my consciousness..."
Andy : Yeah. Thanks, Chris. I was too embarrassed to go in there and ask for it myself.
Chris McConnell : A little light reading, huh, Andy?
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C.D. Bales : [the first time Chris sees C.D.'s nose] It's hypnotic, isn't it?
Chris McConnell : It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! I mean, they said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be BIG!
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[C.D. is helping Chris with his first letter to Roxanne]
C.D. Bales : Let's take a look at that letter...
Chris McConnell : I think it's really good!
C.D. Bales : "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime? If you do, check this box."
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Ralston : Man, whatever you do, don't stare.
Chris McConnell : Look, I'm not gonna stare, come on.
Jerry : None of us would. But you get there, and you feel yourself not staring.
Ralston : Then you think, "it's obvious I'm not staring." So you look, and you think, "I'm staring." So you say, "this is ridiculous," and you take a GOOD LOOK. And you think, "I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face, loses the bar of soap."
Chris McConnell : [laughs] Thanks guys, all right.
Ralston : Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Chris McConnell : Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?
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C.D. Bales : Do you know the phrase carpe diem?
Chris McConnell : It's, it's fish, fish bait, right?
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C.D. Bales : [coaching Chris by radio as he woos Roxanne] Reach out your hand.
Chris McConnell : My hand, out reaching to - car 3, car3! Proceed to the 279.
Roxanne Kowalski : What?
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Roxanne Kowalski : So why did you say those things?
C.D. Bales : Tell her you were afraid.
Chris McConnell : Because I was afraid.
Roxanne Kowalski : Of me? Afraid of what?
C.D. Bales : Tell her you were afraid of words.
Chris McConnell : What?
C.D. Bales : Words.
Chris McConnell : Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!