Withnail & I (1987)
Michael Wardle: Isaac Parkin
Quotes
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[after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Marwood stands there, petrified]
Withnail : [calmly] Grab its ring. Keep your bag up. Outvie him.
Isaac Parkin : Hey, show no fear! Just run at it!
Marwood : Well, that can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!
Isaac Parkin : Well, it's randy!
Marwood : Yes, yeah, I know he is!
Withnail : [casually lighting a cigarette] He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.
Marwood : Shut up, Withnail!
[the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]
Isaac Parkin : Run at it, shouting!
Withnail : Do as he says. Start shouting. He won't gore you.
Marwood : A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! *Aaaaarggghhhh*!
[he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]
Isaac Parkin : Shut that gate and keep it shut!
Withnail : [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] I think an evening at The Crow.
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[Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. He winces as he stretches his leg]
Marwood : What happened to your leg?
Isaac Parkin : Got a randy bull up there. Gi' me one in t' knee.