Susan Beaubian: Mrs. Wilma Nordberg
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[Nordberg is being visited in the hospital by his wife, Wilma, along with Frank and Ed, after Nordberg had barely survived a massive gunfire by a group of ruffians. Wilma is taking the unfortunate circumstance pretty hard, and with no help from Frank's blunt assumptions and remarks about the situation]
Mrs. Nordberg : Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed : It's hard to tell.
Frank : [being blunt] A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]
Ed : Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank : A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed : That's no way for a man to die.
Frank : [being blunt] Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg : [Wilma sobs again] Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed : Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank : [being blunt] He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]
Ed : What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank : [being blunt] Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma sobs again]
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Ed : Wilma, can you think of any reason that Nordberg was at the waterfront last night?
Mrs. Nordberg : No. But I found this at home, in a drawer.
Ed : [taking what she gives him] A photograph. "I Luv You," out of Caracas.
[showing the picture to Frank]
Ed : A Panamanian ship. Frank, when Nordberg said "I love you," he was telling you the name of the ship.
Frank : I realize that... now.
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Mrs. Nordberg : [Nordberg is in the hospital] Oh, Frank, I'm so glad you came.
Frank : Wilma, it's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard.
Mrs. Nordberg : Oh, thank you, Frank.
Frank : You bet. Where's Nordberg?
Ed : [indicating the bed] Uh, he's right here, Frank.
