Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Joanna Gleason: Wendy Stern

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• Clifford Stern : A strange man - defecated on my sister.

  Wendy Stern : Why?

  Clifford Stern : I don't know. Is there any - is there any reason I could give you that would answer that satisfactorily? You know, its just so - human sexuality is just - it's so mysterious.

• Wendy Stern : We really do have to go. I have to get up at dawn and teach Emily Dickinson to a bunch of upper-middle class crack addicts.

  Halley Reed : One of my favorite poets.

  Clifford Stern : Me too!

  Halley Reed : "Because I could not stop for Death - "

  Clifford Stern : "He kindly stopped for me - " The word "kindly" - right?

  Lester : "The Carriage held but just Ourselves - And Immortality. We slowly drove - He knew no haste, And I had put away, My labor and my leisure too, For His Civility - "