The Gods Must Be Crazy II (1989)
Treasure Tshabalala: Timi
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Quotes
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Timi : [being chased by Mateo, opens a little book up and reads] Excerpts from the Geneva Convention.
Mateo : Forget it!
Timi : It says here, that no prisoner should be treated inhumanly.
Mateo : All right, all right. You can rest for three minutes.
[they both stop and the Timi sits down by a tree]
Timi : What's your hurry?
Mateo : None your business.
[stares at his watch]
Mateo : [short cut scene of the oldest kid running under a giraffe]
Mateo : [still looking at his watch] 3 minutes.
[starts jeep up]
Timi : I'm pooped man.
Mateo : [doesn't listen and starts chasing Timi again. Suddenly, the Timi runs in another direction and a wild chase scene ensues]
Mateo : [yelling all sorts of crazy things] Stop that! You are my prisoner! I'm gonna report you to the Geneva convention!
[Mateo gets on the hood of his jeep and then a moment later Timi gets in the driver seat and taps on the Mateo's ankle who is unaware where the Timi is. Mateo double takes, and Timi slams on the brakes as Mateo goes flying making a wild yelp]
Mateo : You mustn't do that!
Timi : [smiles] March!
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[Mateo knocks over the gas can and he and Timi start fighting]
Dr. Ann Taylor : Stop it!
[they still fight]
Dr. Ann Taylor : I said *stop it!*
[they still continue to fight]
Dr. Ann Taylor : Stop it right now!
[one of their guns goes flying and almost hits Dr. Ann Taylor who yelps. A second later, she picks up the gun and fires a warning shot at the two. They both stop fighting frozen in shock as they see Dr. Ann Taylor holding the gun on them]
Timi : Lady be careful with that thing, give it here.
Dr. Ann Taylor : No, I won't.
Timi : But I'm the boot guard, he's a bloody Cuban. Give it here.
Dr. Ann Taylor : [fires another warning shot]
Timi : Geeze, lady.
Dr. Ann Taylor : Yeah. Make -, my day.
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[the struggling victims attempt to take off in the jeep, which only goes about 20 feet and then stalls out]
Timi : I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I told you, we were low on gas!
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Xixo : [speaking in his own dialect to Dr. Ann Taylor and the two soldiers]
Dr. Ann Taylor : Follow him.
Timi : We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor : Follow him.
Mateo : We low on gas.
Dr. Ann Taylor : [enunciating] Follow him.
Timi : [sighs, and follows Xixo]
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[Mateo while trying to get up knocks over a can of gasoline with his knee and the two start fighting]
Dr. Ann Taylor : Stop it!
[they still fight]
Dr. Ann Taylor : I said *stop it!*
[they still continue to fight]
Dr. Ann Taylor : Stop it right now!
[one of their guns goes flying and almost hits Dr. Ann Taylor who yelps. A second later, she picks up the gun and fires a warning shot at the two. They both stop fighting frozen in shock as they see Dr. Ann Taylor holding the gun on them]
Timi : Lady be careful with that thing, give it here.
Dr. Ann Taylor : No, I won't.
Timi : But I'm the boot guard, he's a bloody Cuban. Give it here.
Dr. Ann Taylor : [fires another warning shot]
Timi : Geeze, lady.
Dr. Ann Taylor : Yeah. Make... my day.
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Timi : [being chased by Mateo, opens a little book up and reads] Excerpts from the Geneva Convention.
Mateo : Forget it!
Timi : It says here, that no prisoner should be treated inhumanly.
Mateo : All right, all right. You can rest for three minutes.
[they both stop and Timi sits down by a tree]
Timi : What's your hurry?
Mateo : None your business.
[stares at his watch]
Mateo : [flash to a very short cut scene of the oldest kid running under a giraffe]
Mateo : [still looking at his watch] 3 minutes.
[starts jeep up]
Timi : I'm pooped man.
Mateo : [doesn't listen and starts chasing Timi again. Suddenly, Timi runs in another direction and a wild chase scene ensues]
Mateo : [yelling all sorts of crazy things] Hey! Stop that! You are my prisoner! I'm gonna report you to the Geneva convention!
[Mateo gets on the hood of his jeep and then a moment later the Timi gets in the driver seat and taps on the Mateo's ankle who is unaware where Timi is. Mateo double takes, and Timi slams on the brakes as the Mateo goes flying making a wild yelp]
Mateo : You mustn't do that!
Timi : [smiles] March!
