Major League (1989)
Peter Vuckovich: Haywood
Quotes
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Heywood : [Hayes has just reached on an infield single] You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes : Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.
[shows Heywood his black gloves]
Willie Mays Hayes : I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood : My ass.
Harry Doyle : [Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.
Heywood : Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied.
Harry Doyle : [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.
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Heywood : Going somewhere, meat?
Willie Mays Hayes : About 90 feet.
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Heywood : How's your wife and my kids?
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Harry Doyle : [after Vaughn accidentally hits Coleman of the Yankees] Uh, oh.
Lou Brown : Interesting.
Harry Doyle : [Seeing the Umpire throw out Vaughn] 'Bout time it's Eight nothing.
Umpire : You, you're gone.
Rick Vaughn : What?
Umpire : You hear me, you're gone.
Rick Vaughn : He was on top of the plate.
Heywood : Oh, c'mon that's horseshit.
Lou Brown : [to Pepper] I think you can get him out of there.
Rick Vaughn : The ball slipped out of my hand, it was an accident.
Umpire : You threw at him intentionally.
Rick Vaughn : Oh, kiss my ass.
Umpire : Get out of here.
Rick Vaughn : You're full of shit, fuck you!
Umpire : Get out of here, rookie.
Rick Vaughn : Hey, why don't you blow me, ump?
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Heywood : Hey Taylor, what are you doing back up here?
Jake Taylor : Ah couldn't cut it in the Mexican League
Heywood : How's your wife and my kids?