Seinfeld (1989– )
Heidi Swedberg: Susan Ross
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Quotes
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George Costanza : It's just that it's been so long since I've seen you.
Susan Biddle Ross : And you didn't expect to see me holding hands with a woman.
George Costanza : Oh, that. I think that's great. I'm all for experimentation - I'm the first guy in the pool. Who do you think you're talking to?
Susan Biddle Ross : I know who I'm talking to.
George Costanza : Of course you do.
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[Susan has become a lesbian]
George Costanza : About your... metamorphosis. When did it happen?
Susan Biddle Ross : About right after I broke up with you.
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Susan Biddle Ross : I don't see why you can't just use a condom.
George Costanza : Uh uh, no. Condoms are for single men. The day we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever.
Susan Biddle Ross : Why?
George Costanza : I can never get the package open in time. It's like "Beat the Clock."
