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Quotes
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Dijon : Is there a doctor in the pyramid?
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Dijon : Good morning, Scrooge sir.
Scrooge McDuck : What's going on?
Dijon : At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
Genie : I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
Scrooge McDuck : [looks at his lamp] But th-the lamp?
[he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out]
Scrooge McDuck : Gravy?
Dijon : [holds up the real lamp] That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!
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Dijon : Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.
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Merlock : Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?
Dijon : Oh, this time I am very sure. I think.
Merlock : Then we begin our search.
Dijon : In the light? But I am not a popular favorite of that house! Scrooge find me, he kill me!
Merlock : [shoves Dijon back into a briar patch] Then stay behind, if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.
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Scrooge McDuck : Dijon!
Dijon : [about to grab the lamp, but quickly stops] What? What? I am not touching a thing! I am clean! Innocent like a little baby goat! Yes.
Scrooge McDuck : Go get our sacks.
Dijon : Sacks? Oh, yes, sacks! Right away. Anything you say, Scrooge, sir. I do for you.
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Merlock : Now, give it to me.
Dijon : Give? What give?
Merlock : The map. Give it to me.
Dijon : The map, that specific map right here right now?
Merlock : [grabbing Dijon by the collar in fury] You didn't steal it?
Dijon : Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon, but look what I did steal... several billfolds... this handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you, master.
[Merlock drops him]
Dijon : Maybe you would like the floss?
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Dijon : Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?